Top Tory Dave Cameron secretly LUSTS after Britain's PM.
When he saw Tony in trouble over his Education Bill he WHIPPED his Members into the Government lobby.
Meanwhile every one of Ming Campbell's voted against the Bill. They said "The Tories can get into bed with Labour if they want. We're staying independent!"
A relieved Tony Blair said "Thank God for the Tories! They saved my bacon over Iraq, and now they have rescued me again."