"Camp Cameron can't get it up" says hard man Hain

Labour could lose out to a rampant Lib Dem party at the next election because of a limp Tory performance, a government minister has warned.

Peter Hain, a former Young Liberal firebrand, says posh totty David Cameron is not thrusting or dynamic enough to push the Tories forward.

He fears that if the Old Etonian cannot manage a rise in Conservative poll ratings, his old party may come from behind with a late surge and finish first.